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  Redneck Deer Butt Alien
Own a hunk of original redneck art

Retail Price $379.95 /  £274.95

Order now at 30% off

 


It used to be that deer butt alien heads were reserved for rich city folks, but that's about to change!

Southern redneck art is one of the fastest growing areas within the art world and prices are skyrocketing for some of the finest deer butt works by the renowned butt artists.

But you don't have to spend thousands of dollars to get original redneck art.  Fortunately for you, Rampant Redneck products has sought-out some of the finest up-and comin' redneck artists to get you the redneck art that you deserve.


 

 
 

          
          Real art for
          Discerning
           rednecks

 

Key Features

• Makes a great gift!

• Own a one-of-a kind redneck art piece

• Impress your friends and neighbors with your good taste

 

Deer butt alien head aficionado's recommend that you start with a fresh deer carcass, and this always makes it more fun and educational for the kids because they can share the joy of disemboweling Bambi, they get a lesson in anatomy and taxidermy, and they have the thrill of creating a one-of-a-kind work of art.
 


Make sure to tie-off the hiney hole

When preparing a deer butt alien head the old fashioned way (from scratch), it's important to tie off the anus with a piece of string so that the white tail area does not become soiled with deer doo-doo when you cut-open your treasure.

You need to carefully open-up your deer, starting right above the groin.  Once the incision is made you will need to tie-off the anus again, from the inside, and then sever the large intestine right above the tie.  

Next, cut the deer's throat, severing the deer's neck all the way back to the spine.  This will disconnect the arteries and throat from the head.

Now, all you need to do is simply cut open the gut upwards to the rib cage and watch junior's delight when all the  innards come-out in one piece!  Amazing!
 


 

About the Artist:

 
Travis Carter

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